the newton death conspiracy.


I’ve found some very troubling pictures. All of them are very similar to the Newton (proportions and shade of green are both correct). I have come to the conclusion that Steve Jobs didn’t kill the Newton, but the International Adult Neo-Corporate Cartoon Conspiracy did! Just a quick look at the facts-Gary Trudeau had an extensive biting commentary on the Newton (even though he never owned a Newton), Dilbert was against most of what Apple stood for during the time of the Newton (as seen here Dogbert using one to lesser effect), and the Simpsons is the voice of the common man (commanding us to Eat up Martha…strange that the Newton did get the capitalization correct though). I’m going to do more digging on the Newton and its downfall, which could be the result of a secret plot enacted, in part, by cartoon studios around the world.


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